I'm fine with the term gamer, because as I'm writing this, I'm surrounded on literally all sides by over a thousand games, I'm posting on an internet message board dedicated to games, and I'm living in my parent's attic. Attic, not basement. If it was basement, yeah, Nerdville, USA, 90210. But atti...

I've been wanting to get these, too. Great way to play games like Rendering Ranger R2 on the SNES without breaking the bank, too.

I tried Toccata, got up to the second mummy fight. I don't know how I even got that far ... but you've got some sweet, medusa-leapfrogging screens at the beginning of level 2. I also like what you did in level 1 with the optional underground route that holds all the item powerups. It's hard to see ...

Play Toccata of Pedophilia.

PG, you doubtless remember when Sasha Mitchel got his roles from "Kickboxer 2" and "Real Life Marriage" mixed up, and as a result ended up being forced to leave the Lambert family to "take a job overseas," only to be replaced by Bronson Pinchot, who played a very unmem...

Hah, I'm pretty sure listening to people who have proved they have similar tastes as me is not nearly as bad as listening to people who are paid off to give a game a good review. You'd be delusional to think other wise. Are you saying (insert review show) brought to you by Wii Some Gay Ass Niggas (...

I don't care aboot it anymore. It's going to suck, and it was never going to be good. I'll believe it when I see it.

Rent it and don't return it!* I never had a major issue with any game being linear, as I hate when a game goes out of its way to distract you with side quests, etc. That being said, it's METROID, so don't make it linear! As for storyline/cutscenes, I've come to the realization that I'm such a purist...

Funny thing aboot Heroscape is its incredibly slow start-up time. Setting up the board and interlocking everything takes a good 2 hours. It's like playing Final Fantasy Tactics with a scratched disc and REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLY LONG load time. I've almost stopped collecting things entirely no...

I like comics as much as anybody (not really, but I like them), but I just can't do conventions for that kind of thing anymore. Much like forum communities, the nerds are so passionate aboot one or two things that anything you say or do that might contradict or challenge their passion in the slighte...

So close. And the tiebreak would have put it ahead, too.

Those who dare oppose us will stand--KNEE DEEP--in the blood of their children.

EntertainmentSportsPN has wanted the scenario where the potential OSU/Michigan rematch could happen ever since 2006 after that "not nearly as close as it looked" game, just before they jumped on the SEC/USC bandwagon. Of course, the real question isn't whether this will mean an eventual re...

Bad voice acting is what I live for. It has a reverse effect for me and makes games more enjoyable, sometimes. I have that same feeling. It just felt like the right step after engrish. As much as I like MGS, there was something pretentious aboot the seriousness they gave the voice acting. Good ol' ...

Contra Castlevania Damn, too many known classics advanced again. I was hoping to root for a scrappy underdog, but then again, I saw what they did with the Rocky movies after the first one, so it would have been a lot more sensible if everybody just started out rooting for Creed to knock the bum's as...