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Meet Pat: An obsessive video game player and collector. A writer, reviewer, and self-proclaimed tomfoolery practitioner.

He also happens to be an extreme NES fanatic who makes video reviews of the Nintendo Entertainment System, its games, peripherals, accessories, and quirks. He is here to entertain you with his love of the NES, sometimes at the expense of his own self pride. It's all good clean fun. Ok, mostly clean.

Pat will also school you on the history behind many of these games, while still bringing the high energy, enthusiasm, and strange hair.
He's not angry. He's not irate. He's just Pat the NES Punk!

NOTE: Most recent videos are listed at the top.

Panic Restaurant

Mutant Carrots! Deadly Shish Kebobs! French Fry Machine Gunners!

As Pat reviews this 1992 Taito action game, he comes to a crossroads... is this the end?

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	Episode / Description
	Panic Restaurant Mutant Carrots! Deadly Shish Kebobs! French Fry Machine Gunners! As Pat reviews this 1992 Taito action game, he comes to a crossroads... is this the end?
	Pat at CES 2010 Part 2: Games Galore! Here's part two of Pat's visit to CES 2010. Toys, games, epic struggles... it's all here!
	Pat at CES 2010 Part 1: Girls and Gizmos Better late than never, here's part 1 of Pat's CES 2010 visit... girls and gizmos!
	Pat Acquires Nintendo World Championships 1990 Cart Wait... What? It's a long story, but well worth the read.
	The Last Starfighter Space Frustration! Screeching Sound Effects! Middle Age Teenagers! Pat reviews the sci-fi movie game adaptation from Mindscape (1990).
	Best of Pat the NES Punk 2008 and 2009 The top moments from 2008 and 2009. As chosen by the fans!
	The Mysterious Cities of Gold (review) Shiny Birds! Archaeology! Wild Cheek Hair! Pat takes a break from NES games, and reviews this 80's Nickelodeon adventure cartoon.
	Chiller Severed limbs! Demon nuns! Beefaroni! Here's a review of the horror zapper game by Exidy.
	Pat's NES Collection: Part 2 Boxed Systems! More Trivia! More Scary Hoarding! This is Part 2 of Pat's collection video.
	Pat's NES Collection Games! Trivia! Scary Hoarding! Pat's long awaited collection video is here - yay.
	Mario Ball Contest Results What can YOU do with a MARIO BALL?! Watch and find out in this followup to the Mario Ball Contest. Special thanks to the fans for all their great ideas.
	Pat Interview (hosted by "That Dude in the Shades") Video interview where "That Dude in the Shades" inducts Pat into the Internet Hall of Fame. NOTE: Contains minor spoilers for those who have not seen Pat's previous videos.
	Comic Con '09 (mini review) Expensive comics! Booth babes! Monster Pikachu! This is a quick recap of Pat's Comic Con visit.
	Skull & Crossbones Pirates! Perverted Wizards! Rum! This time out, Pat is assigned a partner to review this Tengen NES action title with.
	Flea Market Madness Random Games! Creepy Dolls! Porn! Pat's Guide to Collecting and Flea Markets.
	Rush 'N Attack As Pat reviews this Konami action title, R.O.B. plots his revenge. (Konami � 1987)
	Mario Ball Contest The Mario Ball Contest. Play and win your very own Mario ball! Whoops, too late... deadline has already ended for all entries.
	Action 52 Attacking Macaroni! Cuddly Bears... err Beavers!! Cheetahmen! 52 Games of Pain produced by Active Enterprises (1991).
	Watchmen (movie review) A movie review of the movie Watchmen starring the Watchmen, based on the graphic novel Watchmen. (Warner Bros./Paramount -- 2009)
	Power Pad Fun Power Pad fun for all! Reviews of: Short Order/Eggsplode!, Street Cop!
	NARC (mini review) Bust drug dealers, dismember drug addicts, and get hit on by kinky clowns in this arcade port.
	Ultimate Stuntman Wall Climbing! Number Tracing! Bubblegum Music! Does Pat have what it takes to be The Ultimate Stuntman? (Camerica � 1990)
	Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode Epilogue Bonus epilogue... The aftermath of the Golgo 13 episode.
	Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode Espionage! Intrigue! Nintendo Sex! A review of Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode for the NES. (Vic Tokai � 1988)
	The Black Box: Part 2 Part 2 of the review for the 30 black box NES games published by Nintendo between 1985-1987. Games played in part 2 include: Mario Bros., Donkey Kong Jr., Urban Champion, Hogan's Alley, Tennis, Donkey Kong 3, Kung Fu, Slalom, Gyromite, Soccer, Wild Gunman, Volleyball,,Balloon Fight, Gumshoe, Pro Wrestling
	The Black Box: Part 1 The first part of the review of the 30 black box NES games published by Nintendo between 1985-1987. Games played in part 1 include: Stack Up, Wrecking Crew, Popeye, Duck Hunt, Donkey Kong Jr. Math, Baseball, Golf, Donkey Kong, Clu Clu Land, Ice Climber, Mach Rider, 10 Yard Fight, Excitebike, Super Mario Bros., Pinball
	The Three Stooges Pie Fighting! Oyster Eating! Gimp Smashing! A game review of The Three Stooges for the Nintendo Entertainment System. (Activision -- 1989) Solid.
	Baseball Stars Team Editing! Player Creation! Crying in Baseball! A review of arguably the best baseball game released on the NES. (SNK -- 1990)